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Posted by AlienHedgehog - August 1st, 2010
I HAVE TO TAKE A DUMP
IT'S GOING TO BE BIG
REALLY REALLY BIG
BIGGER THAN YOU
BIGGER THAN ME
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT'S INSIDE MY BODY
BIGGER THAN THE USA
BIGGER THAN EARTH
MORE MASSIVE THAN THE SUN
MORE INFINITE THAN A BLACK HOLE
I'M NEVER EATING TACOS AGAIN
Posted by AlienHedgehog - March 21st, 2010
THIS IS THE TERROR OF MY BUTT
THE EARTH IS NICE AND BLUE AND GREEN
SOON IT WILL BE COVERED WITH POOP
AN AWFUL SIGHT TO BE SEEN
IF YOU DIE YOU TURN TO POO
IT WILL BE THE SMELLIEST THING YOU EVER SMELL
YOUR NOSE WILL FALL OFF
AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WILL TURN INTO POO
THIS SONG IS OVER EXCEPT FOR THIS PART
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, POO GOD; POO EVERYWHERE
THEN WE ARE ALL DEAD!
Posted by AlienHedgehog - February 21st, 2010
I HAVE TO MAKE A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG DUMP
OH TEH NOES
IT WILL BE DEADLY
IT WILL RIP MY BUTT APART
IT WILL COVER US ALL
IT WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SMELLY
IT WILL BE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIG
IT WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING
WE'RE ALL DOOMED
EVERYBODY EAT LOTS OF CORN
THE POOP IS COMING
THE POOP IS COMING
THE POOP IS COMING
THE POOP IS HERE
Posted by AlienHedgehog - February 4th, 2010
IT WAS HUGE
IT WAS SMELLY
IT WAS LUMPY
IT WAS BROWN
IT WAS SLIPPERY
IT WAS DEADLY
IT WAS AWESOME
Posted by AlienHedgehog - November 11th, 2009
HEY EVERYBODY, IT'S A CORN CONVENTION!
LET'S ALL GO. IT WILL BE SUPER YUMMY.
THERE WILL BE LOTS OF POOP COVERED CORN.
SHOULD I EAT A POUND OR DRINK A GALLON?
Posted by AlienHedgehog - November 10th, 2009
WILL IT BE GREEN?
I HOPE IT WILL BE SEEN.
WILL IT HURT?
I WILL NAME IT BURT.
WILL IT SMELL?
I'LL CRAP IN A WELL.
WILL IT BE TASTY?
I'LL MAKE IT HASTY.
HAVE TO POOP NOW. BRB.
Posted by AlienHedgehog - November 4th, 2009
OH DEAR GOD IT'S A DISASTER EVERYBODY RUN
IT'S GETTING EVERYWHERE
IT'S IN MY MOUTH
IT'S IN MY ARMPITS
IT'S ON MY PET CAMEL
IT'S FLOWING THROUGH MY EARS
I BRUSH MY TEETH WITH IT